{Story} Supergirl is adjusting to life on earth yet is holding on to the past trauma of Brainiac's attack and capture of her home Argo City. With Brainiac now attacking earth will Supergirl overcome he fear of Brainiac in time to help Superman save their new home? Answer duh it's a superhero movie of course their going to win. Plot is straight forward with one of Brainiac's probes land on earth Superman goes to stop Brainiac gets captured, Brainiac reads his mind learning of earth and going there to see why a kryptonian would choose to live there, you know other then his planet being blown to shit.
{Casting}The main cast would be Matt Bomer as Superman, Stana Katic as Lois Lane, Molly C. Quinn as Supergirl, and John Noble as Brainiac. I'll start by saying that all the actresses/actors are great but the script really didn't give them anything to work with. I mean watch the first season of Red vs. Blue you get more emotional depth form the Rooster Teeth guys then from these actors. I'm not saying that the actors were bad it's just that they played one dimensional characters really well it was like watching a drama club perform at school rather then a animated movie done by pros.
{Characters}When good actors play one dimensional characters it shows the flaws of said characters really quickly because as the movie continues the character keep showing that one side to them. Superman in this is a great example because the whole movie until the last minute of the film is overbearing to the point of it be extremely unsettling. Supergirl plays the tough on the outside with a marshmallow core. Brainiac plays an otaku(nerd) no I'm serious his greatest weakness at the end of the movie is outside. The character that has something to them is Lois Lane and it's shows I mean Stana Katic carries this film, anytime I saw Lois I simply thought to myself thank God.
{Likes}I liked the face off at the beginning with Superman and the probe.
{Dislikes}At the beginning the Cops have a face off with some random group of thugs how's that weird you might ask cause at the time Lois is being held hostage. What cop shoots when someone is being held hostage, you could make the argument Superman always saves Lois but honestly would you want to be the guy that kill Lois Lane on accident or otherwise. Next problem is that the thugs wait until the cops are off the roof to blow up the roof up what fucking gentlemen right. Third problem is that it is 2013 and Superman has his FUCKING underwear on the outside why there is no reason for this the comics and even the movie didn't do this BULLSHIT! Honestly if dressing yourself is too hard don't even try saving my city give your powers to some that knows how to dress. Last is during the second to last battle both Superman and Supergirl watch as Brainiac attacks before doing anything people dieing but they're having a heart to heart so it's okay right? Answer NO FUCK THEM and get a new set of superhero I mean it ain't night but try call up Batman somehow get a real fucking hero one that only let his city go to shit because his back was broken in another zip code! The movie is everything that a movie shouldn't be boring, predictable, and cliche to the point that you try making a drink game that most likely make you past out so you never see the shitty ending to this movie.
My Rating:Man of Steel is far superior watch it instead: 1.4/10
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