Why I can't take Wonder Woman seriuosly

With a possible Wonder Woman movie coming out in twenty something I think that fans need to shut up so we can give this woman some pants already. I understand that the fans have fallen in love with her bikini babe outfit but honestly as a guy i feel the uniform is extremely sexist. Diana is suppose to be an Amazon warrior Princess but to me she looks more like a pinup girl she has no real muscles in most comics and cartoons I've seen her in. Plus if i was a criminal every time I'd see her I'd most likely try to pick her up rather then think oh shit it's Wonder Woman i should run. I think they should go with the Injustice: Gods Among Us look wear she not only has pants but she also has She-Hulk level muscle wear it's sexy and threaten yet not to the point you might mistake her for a man. Now weapons she needs to carry the short sword and shield cause for an Amazon Princess that was trained in older forms of combat she comes to the USA and never displays any of her training except punching people/stuff really hard. Cause I feel they focus too much on the fact that she is a beautiful woman half and less the fact that she's a bad-ass. Honestly how many guys see Wonder Woman and think now that's an empowered woman cause at first glance all i think is I can fap to that. Lastly either how she gets the name Wonder Woman cause it not like she has a secret identity or just call her Diana and drop it completely.                                                                                                                                                                                                       

Megamind Review Spoiler

The movie is like watching a failed NASA launch it starts out great but then crashes and burns. The movie is nothing more then a bad Superman parody. It begins with both Megamind's and Metro Man's planets exploding but before Megamind is sent off his father says something that gets cut off and that's never exampled. Megamind is raised by criminals and Metro Man is raised by a rich family yet they go to the same school? To add insult to injury none of the prison guards ever try to contact the government or Child Protective Services about the blue alien that landed in their jail instead the just sent him off to school everyday. After being picked on by Metro Man and his classmate who basically have judged him when all he was trying to do was fit in he tells himself "if I can't be good at being good I'll be good at being bad". When he does that closed mouth evil smile as a kid that's about as evil as he gets, time pass and with some odd luck Megamind kills Metro Man which i had no emotion reaction because Metro Man from get go was an ass. With Metro Man defeated Megamind is free to rule over the city which would be threaten if how he destroyed the city wasn't so childish. The rest of the movie is Megamind gets bored and creates Titan another hero for him to fight who turns evil now Megamind must use his past evil inventions to save the day. The story was predictable and it's not a villain movie it's a redemption movie for kids. The character were just poorly crafted staring with Metro Man who's an ass hat throughout the movie but, there's a point when he's talking about why he faked his death that I actually felt for him until he said that he now he'll be Music Man just so he can keep the M symbol. Then there's Roxanne Ritchie who takes all the female empowerment of Lois Lane and never shows any of it the only reason she's in the movie was so that Megamind had a romantic relationship and it's so forced. Hal Stewart/Titan is the creepy "friend" of Roxanne who's creepy level is over 9000 plus the only reason he become evil is because Roxanne won't date him WTF man! Megamind I feel for but because his not really a villain but a product of his environment, upbringing and abuse at the hands of Metro Man as a child. The scene when he snaps and becomes "evil" really is him just losing the battle against Stockholm Syndrome. Last thing that makes Megamind an odd character is the fact that the movie really focuses on the man-love Megamind has for Metro Man. The jokes/running gags are flat out terrible and they get worst as they're told again and again. The movie realize too much on the star power of it rather than good writing and truly funny jokes.

My Rating: Didn't live up to anything that was said about it: 3/10

Transformers Prime Darkness Rising Review

I liked it more than I thought i would. The story is the same old setup Autobots stuck on Earth and Decepticons trying to kill them for energon. What I liked about the first five episodes is that the directors of the show didn't try to cramp the plot into one episode instead building up the characters and their respective relationships. Also the show uses the three children Miko Nakadai, Jack Darby, and Rafael "Raf" Esquivel to ask questions such as why are the Autobots on Earth and why they can't go home? This provides the audience with details needed to understand why the Autobots do what they do lastly, it gives an emotion moment when they destroy their only way home trapping them on Earth. The bad side of the story is that it's nothing new form previous cartoon of the same name. The Autobots are still stuck on Earth and out gunned by the Decepticons. Somehow three kid get entangled which the Autobots even though nobody else has seen them, for the most part the plot was predictable. Even with a predictable plot the saving grace was the character relationships first is Optimus Prime and Ratchet old war buddies that have a pretty simple relationship which was shown best through the actions they take instead of the words they share. Their relationship works well for what is, Ratchet is an old bot set in his ways who sees human as nothing more then a problem. On the other hand we have Optimus who can't afford to be stubborn having to think about the safety of humans and Autobots alike. Having Ratchet someone who is most like to shot first ask question never as his second in command keeps Optimus honest. Like I said their best scenes is when they don't need to talk their body language says everything. Miko and Bulkhead have a great relationship simply because he's a ten ton war machine but yet she runs him and makes in look easy without ever making him look spineless. Bumble Bee and Rafael's relationship works well because Raf forms an instant connect with Bumble Bee, plus he's the only human that can understand Bumble Bee. Final reason is during the plot it is shown that Bumble Bee is the kid of the Autobots and now finally he has someone to play with that won't look down on him cause he wants to chill and play some video games. Last but not least is Jack and Arcee my favorite team up both characters are going though a serious change in life so you get to see how their leaning on one another just to get though. Plus the voice actors really make the characters come to life by bringing their A game and showing emotion depth. Jack hates his life most likely has some father issues with a single mom at home, form the beginning the show shows that Jack wants to be normal he wants to be having fun rather then having to work now comes the craziness of the Autobots to make his life even more complex. Arcee has just lost a partner with the death of Cliffjumper she's anger, pissed and now has to play babysitter a human that she views as an pain in the ass. After sometime Arcee starts to warm up to Jack to the point that she likes having Jack around on the flip side Jack can't handled being shot at hoping to be saved by her every time his in harms way. Arcee asks Jack not to quit and he comes back with iffy feelings still, which completely changes when he sees that she was nearly killed on a mission. Basically showing that if his not going to stay for himself he'll at least stay for her sake. All in all the plot episodes really have me looking forward to the episodes to come.

My rating: I wasn't bored and looking forward to watching more Transformers Prime: 7.4/10

Take a second and think about it.

With live-action comic books movie on the rise why aren't we anime or cartoons stepping up by being more serious and eduction? Examples: TMNT 2004 and The School Bus 
          
By the way going to start having my post up by 10pm

Highschool USA! Episode 1 and 2 Review

It's like if Archie comics tried being so uncool that so how they become cool. It's seriously bad i watched two episodes and that nothing good the say. Fuck it the show sucks.

Serenity Review Spoiler

Not doing a Firefly Spoiler Review simply because it fourteen episodes of Joss Whedon's masterpiece the needs to be watched by everybody, my words can't do it justice it's so good. Now for Serenity the movie was pretty much Joss Whedon chance to end the Firefly series, which is why this movie was so bad. Because it was a movie in theaters changes had to be made for mainstream audiences which i personally hate. First change is with the crew it like until Inara, played by Morena Baccarin, showed up all the characters development was reset. Second change was this is a movie for fans so characters like Hoban, played by Alan Tudyk, and Kaylee, played by Jewel Staite, got too much scene time cause there is a point in the movie that they get off the ship and i thought to myself why? The two people that run the whole damn ship just got off when your in the Reaver territory great idea captain. This movies major problem is that the characters are over seen and under used when in Firefly you wanted to see more of every character and no character was under used but used perfectly in every episode they're seen in. Moving on to dislikes, the first is Wash's death while Book's death gave emotion and moved the story along Wash's death made me think why i mean if the point was to make Zoe mad they could have just had the Reavers take one of his leg or both of them. That the end of the movie Zoe was still mad but it seem like none of it was directed at Mel the captain the man who gave the order that indirectly killed Wash. Too much River, River's crazy worked in Firefly cause she didn't have a lot of scene time so when she did something crazy it felt out of the blue even though she did something ever episode. In Serenity Mel felt more like a war vet still holding on to the war rather then a smart-ass torn between the war he lost and present day, also i didn't feel the cold shoulder he gives his crew to stay emotionally detracted and  the respect form his crew has for him because of all the tight spots he get them out of. In Firefly i liked how the Reavers were never shown as if they were space boogeymen. With the Reavers as boogeymen it made me feel like a helps kid again with the boogeyman wait for me in my closet or under my bed. Lastly the movie felt like it dragged in places, there are predictable moments the suck the emotion out of some things basically if you watched Firefly you'll feel like the smart kid in a slow class. It terrible because the real problem of the movie is not enough time with too much story.

My Rating: Just watch Firefly again and cry that FOX cancelled it: 5/10

Firefly Spoiler Free Review

First of course is Firefly in a nutshell Firefly is perfect all fourteen episodes were needed, this is Joss Whedon master piece. The plot was nothing new but that doesn't mark against the show instead gives more room for character development without being overly predictable and ruining the direction of the show. Whedon did a great job with a large cast cause normally characters fall into a pattern or get killed off, plus none of the characters seem to take up scene time. Looking back on episodes no character was used to kill time and no character was given too much scene time. Each episode did it's job by making you want more therefore making you want to watch the next episode. Joss Whedon also did a great job at addressed the problem that real people would have in the place of the characters truly being them to life. Now I get why everybody who talks about this show gives it such praise The actresses/actors pull you into the world that Joss Whedon beautifully created. If you have not watch Firefly watch it you will not be disappointed.

My rating: Fucking Flawless :10/10 

Nightwing in Blue and Nighting in Red

Nightwing now wears red instead of the much loved blue that people have come to except and me personally I've come to like but for what i believe they represent. For me the blue showed that unlike the other Robins ,Jason Todd and Tim Drake, Dick Grayson truly moved on and walked out of shadow of Batman. This is shown when Dick and Bruce argue cause like a twenty something year old man he does like being talked at or down to. Plus unlike Red Robin and Red Hood he mostly works alone showing that he wasn't not only ready to take up the mantle as the new Batman but, stand on equal footing with some of the heavy hitter in the DC universe. Basically to me the blue was a child moving out of his parents home, learning about the world and, starting his own life/career. On the other hand the red seems to have come after his time as Batman which is prefect because this show to me that the child now young man has seen some of the burdens that the parent deals with. Basically Dick's time as Batman let him walk a mile in Bruce's shoe seeing how heavy of the Bat is as well as being the head of the Bat family. So to me the red is a mark of respect the Dick wears as kind of an symbolic sorry to Bruce as well as a thank you for teaching him and never giving up as him.  

Why no Cartoons?

With comic book movies continuing to rises i thought to myself why don't we have any animated series that allow the characters to do all the things that the movies can't or won't. But Kalib DC and Marvel do have shows currently running. To that I say bullshit Marvel has Ultimate Spider-Man and Avengers Assemble which are nothing more then money grab that keep the Avengers and Spider-Man relevant until the movies come out. Instead of giving us good smart show with a plot we get marketing tool like the last Ultimate Spider-Man episode Guardian of the Galaxy dear god their not even trying to gently say come watch our movie instead they spoon feed us like we're idiots. On the other side we have DC with Teen Titans Go! which couldn't try harder to say "remember Teen Titans we bought it back with a few change but still give us money". Beware the Batman is at least trying to be its own thing but that doesn't change that it feels like Batman light. I'm grateful for the live-action movie but the animated series seem to have dead because of them instead the cartoons are just looked at as extra money grab that seemingly are for a younger audience simply because they don't have taste enough to realize that they're watching shit.

Who's the best Spider-Man

Currently Drake Bell is Spider-Man and fans of the wall crawler may think I'm full of shit but he's a great Peter Parker not so much a good Spider-Man though. Here the problem he has nothing to work with most of the time in the new Ultimate Spider-Man they have Spidy breaking the fourth wall to speak to the audience and that was funny the first time, but the long the gag goes the more lackluster it gets. On the other hand when he has to show depth and real emotion in his voice its spot on, and the show is called Ultimate Spider-Man but at times it doesn't focus on anything that made the 1994 Spider-Man. Like with Code Lyoko it seem better graphic are being trade for a well thought out plot example being The Spectacular Spider-Man of 2008 is far superior to the current show with only 26 episodes compare to the 47 that Ultimate Spider-Man has. So do I think Drake Bell is the best Spider-Man? He could be if the plot help him show off the emotion depth that we get see every now and then. Now on the opposite end Christopher Daniel Barnes was a great Spider-Man but i can't remember anything about his Peter Parker. I feel that were the Ultimate Spider-Man script fails to show off Drake Bell's depth the 1994 Spider-Man showed far to much depth never really giving us a funny, or relaxed, or even human Peter the character never seem to have fun or be truly happy while being Spider-Man. So yeah same problem as Drake Bell but with a script the so a too serious Spider-Man and an seemingly distant Peter Parker. On the topic of one dimensional Spider-Man scripts Toby Maguire falls in this simply because no matter what happen he would always fall into a depression soon after well any major plot point. Andrew Garfield gets second place for show just more the one side of the wall crawler he think that Peter Parker is "real" with real money problems and family problems. Seeing him as Peter and as Spider-Man was awesome but points come of for having his mask of so much. My number one Peter Parker/Spider-Man is Josh Keaton why because he showed emotion depth and the realism of trying to fit in at school, balancing his life, and the burden of making the hard and sometime selfish choices in his life. Plus is that the plot worked and the show never felt overly crowed while doing it in 26 episodes like a boss. In closing Josh Keaton just showed me the core of the Spider-Man character without ever seem overly dark or cheesy.  

X-Men 2011 Review

Wow this is boring i should never be asking myself when an episode is over i should be looking forward to the next and the next. When X-Men: The Last Stand looks good compared to you, you know somethings wrong. The plot seems thrown together and each episode seems to barely have anything to do with the previous or next episode it's a long drawn out plot that should have been three to four episodes max. Anime and X-men should've made a sexy love child but this ugly mofo never needed to see the light of day. Beside the great voice acting and the beauty look of the animation the whole series is completely lackluster especially the characters. When Storm is out shined by the new kid Armor and crying is out weighted by action and violence WTF? I hope you guys don't watch this because it's simply shit it's so bad I'm not rating it. If you like the X-men and want to hear Steve Blum's Wolverine or just want to watch a going X-Men cartoon watch 1992's X-Men, X-Men: Evolution, or Wolverine and the X-Men.

Code Lyoko Evolution Review

Change isn't always a good thing especially when you have no reason to change what worked so well. After watch Code Lyoko season five episode five I'm left thinking they should've just rebooted the show. Code Lyoko was my all time favorite show when i was younger and it still holds up why how you might ask, because the show did a great job from the start (prequel episodes) of building the world of Lyoko by setting rules and purposely leaving some rules out for the people watching at home. Even now rewatching the old episodes of Code Lyoko everything makes sense in that world everything feels thought through for the sake of the over all plot. Not only was the plot well done but the characters were as well even Sissi and her annoying freak shows. The original four seasons never seemed to back panel with a forced reason by that i mean X.A.N.A is a virus he upgrade and sometimes be the badass he is he changed the rules of the game, but with all that the show still draws me in emotional at times because it's hinted at and maybe even said if someone dies in a X.A.N.A attack that person is not coming back in a return to the past and besides addressing this dark truth i have no problems with the original four season which got better season after season. Now that i got you feeling good here's the bad the story and characters of Code Lyoko are rich and that is why Code Lyoko Evolution falls short badly normally i would ask myself why did the original cast not come back are they died? Or maybe not earn money? Or maybe the end of season four was were they said the goodbye like MoonScoop should have instead of whoring out their property. I having seen the first episode so i can't judge the plot but the characters i can first of all why is this live action i mean i saw the promo to the show and though it was fans of the show going to make a quick fan-vid I should not think that a studio made trailer is some fan made YouTube video. Starting off with my second problem with CLE is it looks cheap like really cheap I felt like I was watching the Flintstones you know how the same background just kept repeating over and over and the just look awful. Problem three we have Yumi being attacked in-between class in front of everybody and not only does Yumi, how is trained in self-defense, not fight back but nobody help until Ulrich and Odd show up.In Code Lyoko the beauty of X.A.N.A was he didn't give a fuck who you are you got in his way he kick your ass plus the scary it was he could teleport making you piss your pants at every turn, so problem three is that X.A.N.A wasn't terrifying in this he didn't every try to stop the Lyoko warrior going to the scanners. Last and biggest problem i had is the casting starting with the background characters it was like the were told to not react to anything and keep from showing their faces odd because in Code Lyoko the side character played a part of the over all environment of the show. Now on to the biggest fish first Jeremie Belpois didn't see a lot of him but want i saw i hated they try way to hard to make him look nerdy when the original just had him wear glasses and had him use a bigger vocabulary. Next we have Odd Della Robbia my favorite character who i wanted to kill, original he was a player that always got catch and a smart-ass with a heart of gold that got called on his shit all the time but, here his mouth seem to just keep going and never stop plus nobody said shit they just took his abuse like bitches side note the actor playing Odd looks like a loud mouth dick that would get his ass kicked a lot. Ulrich Stern went from being the badass with a soft side to being a love sick show off still having a dick measuring contest with William enough said. Poor Yumi Ishiyama went from being the badass chick in the group that could play as if not harder then the boy is now just a face in the crowd my god Odd out lasted her on Lyoko but seriously the actress playing her i honestly started this review after watch in the episode and i can't remember anything she did beside getting huge by X.A.N.A. I though Yumi was bad all the character development the the four seasons gave us to turn Aelita Schaffer from a Disney princess into a true Lyoko Warrior was shit do the toilet with the rest of the plot. William Dunbar who i thought was an under used character and they needed a fifth and final season just so i could see so true character development from him, boy was i wrong  they made him Taylor Lautner in all the bad ways. The characters are horrible it feels like a lower budget then the first season the new fans will like the old version better and so do the old fans. The lip syncing is great in Lyoko but in the live action it is way to hit and miss mostly miss not a fan of the new towers or theme

My Rating: existence questioning when you watch something so bad it make you wonder/hope your having a nightmare: 1/10

Justice League The Flashpoint Paradox Spoilers

Just watched the movie and I have to say as a fan of Wally West as The Flash I'm now interested in Barry Allen as The Flash. While I don't read many comics I've always hear that Barry is a dull overly straight forward character or he's made a funny wise ass cause that's want worked and made Wally's Flash so different or iconic ,but throughout the movie I never was bored with Barry Allen he was a care enough to make Batman (Bruce Wayne) cry yet had a playful smart ass nature that did detracted from how smart he is. I loved the movie to the point that I think we need more else-world storys I mean see a gun wielding going to fucking kill you Batman (Thomas Wayne) was cool only problem is we never see Martha Wayne as The Crown Princess of Crime as we get to see a powerless Superman that was use as a lab rat. Enough of my fan boy juices onto the story Barry is feeling like shit about not having the speedforce as a kid cause if only he was a little faster he could have saved his mom from being killed ,side notice they never show the killers face at the end of the movie which sucks, after fighting his rogues the JL or JLA saving his ass he gets taunted by Zoom goes to the past and saves his mom. Now I don't what to spoil any more cause it's really good movie but basically he has undo what he did in order to repair the present basic time travel b.s. along the way you'll see different versions of the characters you love. Last thing watch out for some Young Justice cameos. Now onto voice actor Micheal B. Jordan as Cyborg I feel was sreawed they robo cop his voice like they did with Tara Strong's Raven in Injustice but at times i could really hear him emote something other then a simple nice guy.  Nathan Fillion, Dana Delany ,and Kevin Conroy as Hal Jordan, Lois Lane,and Bruce Wayne were great was always even though none of them where in the movie for to long. The voice cast that own their roles were Justin Charmbers as Barry Allen and Kevin Mckidd as Thomas Wayne seen both were in the movie for so long there chemistry could have destroyed this movie if the didn't work so well in the own past and on scene together. For those how think Batman steal the glory away from The Flash all I have to say is that the movie does a great job at establishing Barry as the main character before Batman is even seen and when the two are on scene together the movie establishes the as equal. My only really problem are no Martha Joker and there are times when Barry is computer animated and it looks silly but mostly creep last I hated the old 1940's outside under costume bullshit when at the end of the movie Batman (Bruce Wayne) is not only clearly in a different costume but one with the underwear on the inside as how bulky Superman and Aquaman it's just wrong.

My Rating: I want to own it NOW: 8.3/10

Beware the Batman Episode Review

I just watch the the new Batman series and I didn't love it at all I found himself saying "really that's what they did" a lot. In the first two minutes they say the title of the show and I could help but, fell like it was suppose to be somewhat punny but it came off lame and lackluster like most of the show. During the first fight Bruce get hurt pretty bad on his right shoulder for no other reason then the plot, after the fight we meet the villains Professor Pig and Mister Todd which sound and look as campy as you think. When a villain is on scene without their hero counterpart they should run the show not make you want to watch something else. Back at the Wayne house I saw the new younger Alfred who is basically begging Bruce to let him into the field to help Batman, which Bruce says no because this isn't MI6 people die in Gotham wait Alfred was a spy and is asking to help Batman dumbass your an ex-spy do what you want. About the dieing part ex-spy Bruce it's not like he was behind a deck all day. In other shows Bruce and Alfred always had a smart-ass kind of relationship which was both fun and funny to watch having Alfred always about to talk to Bruce in that manner you see a more human side of Bruce. Not here Bruce in this show is kind of a dick to Alfred with Alfred just trying to help. Second time the villain shows up and they give clues in the form a nursery rhyme lame, then the car chase I felt that the episode was getting worst longer it played. Batman pasts of in an ally like a bitch and Alfred calls Batman not from the batcave but instead facechat with a Bruce Wayne call ID why is it too hard to get a burner phone. The last six minutes are the annoying new evil duo, the annoying rich guy, and explosions an that the end we meet Katana aka Tatsu Yamashiro. 

My Rating: Maybe when the season over I'll try it out = 3.8/10

Man of Steel Review (Spoilers)

First off I don't like Superman simply because I feel his way to God-like and not really relatable but, Man of Steel showed me a Superman that I like. During the beginning the slow moving with Kal-El/Clark Kent finding himself the movie ways at it's best I really feel that Henry Cavill's Superman had some weigh to him instead of being a unrelatable Big Blue Boyscout. It was funny to see the military arrest Superman with tanks everywhere and everybody armed to the teeth when all you think that ain't going to do shit. When you get flashbacks of how Clark grow up and how he never could fight back but instead had to just take the abuse knowing that he could take out everyone of his bullies scene like that really made me feel for a God-like kid that fucked up a dumbasses truck after talking shit. Something I liked about this Lois Lane is that on her own she finds out who the man behind the S or hope shield in a realistic way. Speaking of the shield I like how Zack Snyder kept it his family's chest but with the story I feel it would have been better off as a symbol for freedom other then hope. The character relationships between the Kent  and the El families felt real at first I felt that Diane Lane was forcing her role making her a bad fit for Ma Kent but after the movie progressed and I was her without Kevin Costner's Pa Kent her character got stronger I she pulled Martha Kent wonderfully. With Kevin Costner from beginning to end felt like the guardian father figure at much else the say other then Diane Lane and Kevin Costner roles in Man of Steel reminded me of Annette O'Toole and John Schneider's roles in Smallville. Personally I  felt Zod in the movie had too many throw away henchmen I felt that Zack Snyder should have flushed out the the main three Zod, Faora-Ul, and Tor-An because if Lois is that out half your well trained army somethings wrong. My dislike of the movie was the fighting it was way too summer blockbuster I mean you have a city and small town get completely fucked up millions died and the worst thing is it takes away the emotional burden that I'm supposed to feel that Superman has when he kills Zod. On the topic of Zod why did he take off his armor it made him go from scary badass to dude in his pajamas. Last the end scene when Major Carrie Farris played by Christina Wren says "I'm sorry but his really hot" that shit wasn't need. In closing Henry Cavill was a great Superman and I'm sorry but I felt even though Amy Adams was a great Lois their relationship was forced and anybody could have played her part.
My rating for this I like it = 7/10  

My Childhood I Miss It

Why is it that people can't come up with new ideas three shows I watch as a kid Yu-Gi-Oh, Beyblade ,and Power Rangers. Starting off with the silliest title Power Rangers I watch from the every first season of Power Rangers and continued to watch until the end of In Space mostly because I found the second TMNT cartoon but, years later I saw a trailer for Power Rangers Mystic Force and all I could think is capes why. So I got curious and visited the Super Sentai website to see how far this show went a I was so surprised I just had to watch Mystic Force. My thoughts on Mystic Force is holy shit how did this get worries take notice I watch Power Ranger by myself and JAG and NCIS with my mom so even as a kid I know Power Ranger was far past cheesy. The capes burned my eye and the actors feel like they were there for a pay check when the Power Rangers of my childhood after a while they seem to just starting to have fun with how goofy what they were doing I mean I remember see outtake after every episode. If you like Power Rangers at one point watch GirlsheartGeeks2 on YouTube I've been watch the new Mega force series with their commentary is always funny. To my surprise the new series suck why you might ask because of friendship it seems that every show I like as a kid is just getting raped by friendship and hard. Beyblade ended you have the four main characters Tyson, Kai, Max, and, Ray who started their sports career at the BBA, the BBA gets taken over by a first season villain Boris fucking Boris they have a tournament (Ray should have beaten the shit out of Crusher) the BladeBreakers win and that's the end I didn't need the new bullshit with a main character who's voice songs annoying and way to high pitched. Finally what the fuck happened to Yugioh I mean Yugioh Gx was in the same universe maybe a year or two after the and of Yugioh and then Yugioh 5D's was which I watch but it was so hit and miss and now Zexal is it a new thing to have super annoying main characters that make you want the villain to kill them quick just so you don't have to see them anymore. That's it for me today not going to talk about Micheal Bay TMNT bullshit.

What Happened To Cartoons

During the 90's and early 2000's cartoons where at their best I mean with out doing any research I can remember a crap ton of old cartoon that makes the kid inside me smile. With that being said what happened to anime? Starting with cartoons I remember when cartoons made you have imagination orgasms by that I mean after watch shows like Code Lyoko, Samurai Jack, Megas XLR and, of course Dragon Ball Z even though is an anime who didn't yelling to the sky hoping for lightening to strike near you as you emerge a Super Sayian. Back then parents bitched about the violence in the cartoons but they at least known that your ass was going outside for hours most the time half the day. Cartoons now are like a bad LSD trip that make me fell dumber after watching most of the time I can't get past the first five or so minutes. Show like Ed, Edd, and, Eddy even had so what of a plan but, then again Ed, Edd, and, Eddy and Johnny Bravo where more of comedy shows that didn't need complex plots. Speaking of plots the new anime meme boobs=plot is killing me what happen my favorite anime series is Gundam Wing and Seed. Gundam Seed had some sexual stuff here and there it didn't show big breast girls even fucking episode to move the "story" along. Anime as well as cartoons used to be good for no other reason that they didn't treat the audience like dumbasses they used to treat kids like they have some brain power. I'm not saying that I never had to ask my mom about anything but that doesn't mean that the cartoon was way over my head that means I like you cartoon so much that I'm will to learn and expand my mind to enjoy you cartoon even more. So recap old cartoons made me learn things well watching, new cartoons makes me want to put a bullet in my brain. Now anime, anime was no doubt anime was for teenager having more complex plots, real world problems and, characters that you weren't just entertaining but characters you got emotionally attached. But now its just tits everywhere with characters that you don't care for. I miss my childhood a time before bills.

Tomorrows Topic: My Raped Childhood

Something New

I've been talking about Injustice and how it's a bad game with okay gameplay. So earlier I was rewatching some old shows and, one of my favorite shows as a kid was Danny Phantom, and as a kid i didn't realize how bad it is. The starts off campy and gets more mature over time which is where the first problem appears the campy background music never changes as I was watching so old episodes you get serious moment that don't payoff cause the music is campy destroying the mood. For the first 23 episode the campy factor is fun because it's Danny, Sam, and Tucker figuring out Danny's ghost powers that he can control. The second problem is the show didn't tackle must or any mature content like racism and gun control like Static Shock did. I know people will say something like it's and kids show and to that i say don't most schools have the D.A.R.E program at sixth grade the same target audience as lease shows. Third problem the characters didn't age this is a personal problem mostly but whether it's comic books or animated shows i didn't care how slow they age I just what to know they're getting older. Fourth problem was Danny's family mostly his mom only because Jazz finds out and then they have a whole "I'll wait for him to tell me when he's ready thing". Then you have his Jack and Maddie Fenton the ghost hunter wow right off the bat you can see that his father is a complete moron, but his mom when introduced not only seem like the smarter of the two but more serious and driven which gets washed away an time she near near husband. Next and second biggest problem is Danny's rogues galley starting off with Vlad Plamius right off his a more powerful ghost with far more experience with his powers but you really can't be afraid of a villain that continuously creeps on your mom. The Box Ghost is well the Box Ghost not very threaten form the start and least every time you see him upside is his funnier every time you see him. Technus would have been a good villain if Tucker couldn't hack him so easily and if he didn't shout his name every fucking time you saw him. Lunch  Lady Ghost pretty much on the same level over the box ghost nothing special. Ember McClain was great until people stopped listen to her one hit wonder I mean she has the lame weakness in the rogues galley people stop chanting her name and that's it no more power. Dan Phantom is by for his great enemy his first appearance is in The Ultimate Enemy the only reason he loses is because Clockwork master of time changes history I have no problems with this villain at all in the Future he killed Danny's human side. Freakshow now here a ghost that live up to the name right, wrong. With the brain power of the Riddler and half his fighting skill at first he was threatening, cramming, and scary but instead of hiring or tricking fellow he brainwashes then loses his brainwashing stick and gets his bitch ass kicked to mars. Lastly Skulker, Skulker should have been the Joker in Danny's rogue galley but creator Butch Hartman just had to give him a the gimmick that of being a micro sized ghost controlling a large mech suit with that said he's still my favorite villain in Danny Phantom and his bad ass factor is second only to Dan Phantom. My last problem and the biggest problem with Danny Phantom is it's story yes is flow but just barely in a sense it reminds me of the first series of Power Ranger as in how you could pretty much watch the most of a season out of order as long as you watch the major plot points in order or in Danny Phantom's case the specials

P.S. just found out that Danny's teacher is Hell Boy